Monthly Archives: December 2009

I'm Tiger Woods, Bitches. 36

Copy and pasted only the text from AVN Magazine’s site. (I know it’s funny, but I keep the blog porn-pic free.) Adam & Eve to Shoot Tiger’s Wood Tyler Knight to play ‘Tiger’ in parody Posted Dec 7th 2009 02:25PM by Wade Garrett LOS ANGELES—Adam & Eve Pictures on Monday revealed it is shooting a [...]

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"Most Unclean" accepted by a literary magazine. 0

www.thirstforfire.com solicited a piece from me. Sent them Most Unclean. I’ll post the link when it’s published. Share on Facebook Tweet This Post

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The Rise of the Mech-Peens, Part Three. 5

PENI’s factory floor is the sound of a radio stuck between stations. The hollow expanse’s air is flavored with the drone of machinery spritzed with Spanish. White noise of Southern California Industry. Workstations are islands of fluorescent light floating in a sea of blackness that stretch across the work floor. Workers mill about the second-tier, [...]

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The Rise of the Mech-Peens, Part Two 0

She’s already waiting for us when we enter, standing square to face the door with her head arched back, eye’s half-lidded and her mouth ajar. She stands there rigid, like something from Invasion of the Body Snatchers receiving a message from her Divine Overlord. Her eyelids spasm, she raises an arm, points a finger at [...]

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Zero Sum (Published Version) 0

Published in Sex and Murder. A literary mag specializing in Horror and splatterpunk. Enjoy. Zero Sum Share on Facebook Tweet This Post

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