I get criticized by fat slob porn critics all the time because my pop shot in their estimation is “weak”. 1. Why are they even looking at how much I come? As if me coming more will somehow make the scene better and more stroke-able to the guy at home? Will make the girl hotter? [...]
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So, I just got back from this red carpet thing for The 8th Day aka “the greatest porn feature ever made” according to the critics. This is only the second time I have ever done this kind of thing, and I have to down a half-dozen mojitos ahead of time to do it. It is [...]
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I’m the madman you avoid in the street who jogs in one direction only to come to a dead stop, curse aloud, look around and backtrack the way I came. The man whose story you invent in your mind as you gawk at my antics. Is my reality as fabulously twisted as the one you’re [...]
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