Fuck Porn Critics (Part One)

I get criticized by fat slob porn critics all the time because my pop shot in their estimation is “weak”.

1. Why are they even looking at how much I come? As if me coming more will somehow make the scene better and more stroke-able to the guy at home? Will make the girl hotter? I mean really. Who gives a fuck?

2. Try doing 10 scenes a week and you tell me how great your come is at the end of day two.

3. Close your windows and turn on the gas. You are a porn critic. You fail at life.

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3 Comments

  1. BL

    They care, because when you’re busting a nut on a girls face, they like to pretend it’s theirs. When you don’t cum enough, it makes them feel like they’re inadequate.
    Which I guess they are.

    Posted September 11, 2009 at 1:59 am | Permalink
  2. Kelly

    Females watch too and I for on think its sexy and would love to see u cum more, you like a God to me

    Posted March 27, 2010 at 8:45 pm | Permalink
  3. BA

    @BL and Kelly….I agree with u both. The thing is Tyler the whole purpose of watching porn is to live vicariously thru the actors. But if the actors represent normal human beings then then WTF! We wanna see SUPER Tyler! great body! awesome fucking lyrics!! and volcano pop shots lol!!!!

    Posted August 10, 2010 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

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